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October 27th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
someones been watching fox news…
November 20th, 2008 at 2:45 am
Absolutely stupid. While wireless devices do give off small amounts of radiation it is not lethal and the routers are not going to take over the world.
November 26th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Sure they do..
November 27th, 2008 at 1:11 am
That is awesome.. I love it..
I hate that even the word radiation puts people into blind panic. Everything with energy emits radiation of some type. What type of radiation does it emit? How much? What does that compare to? I’m quite sure it is a less dangerous amount/frequency than the average microwave.
November 28th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Is there anything funnier than the truly, deeply, humor-deficient? I’m looking for info on wif and found this and found it really really funny.
December 7th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Scaring people seems to have become the core competence of sensationalist news channels. I hardly ever watch it, but I did once a while back and now I know that: Every 30+ years old man that talks to kids is most likely a paedophile and every baby-sitter is an ordinary thief.
Thank God I know that now. All this time…!
December 20th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Now I’m scared … how LARGE will a WiFi Router grow to????
I may have to purchase a larger house to keep using WiFi.
February 11th, 2009 at 5:28 am
I’ve been feeding my WiFi router pinkys and its output has grow from a puny 28 milliwatts to a full watt!!
March 24th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Do you mind if I bow down in worship to your comedic genius, Mr. WellingtonGrey?
May 8th, 2009 at 8:07 am
The frustrating thing is that this comic is merely reflecting a “news” story that was running at the time:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/panorama/6674675.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/panorama/6683969.stm
It really hits close to home…
May 8th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Awesome, i love it. I have feed my router four and a half babies already and its growth rate is phenomenal!
May 8th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
So that’s the trick? Throw your router a few babies and you get better signal? I’m in.
May 8th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I am reminded of a quote from “America: the book”: “the term ‘yellow journalism’ was used to describe this sensationalist new medium, the term was later shortened to ‘journalism’ “
May 8th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Looks like someones been watching the main stream media scare mongering watchdogs! OH Noes, we’re all gonna die from stuff that we don’t agree with.
May 8th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
My dick just fell off thanks to the radiation from my router.
May 8th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
MY GOD!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE CELL PHONES?!?!?!!?
May 8th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Nah, someone’s been watching CNN and NBC. Obama will fix this, though….
May 8th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Hey, Anonymous! Why pick on Fox News? They all do it!
Between this and Dihydrogen Monoxide, Mankind doesn’t stand a chance. Oh, and Global Warming too. Plus, Acid Rain, the Ozone Hole, Killer Bees, Global Cooling, the Swine Flu, Alien Abductions, Cancer from Powerlines, the Heartbreak of Psoriasis, pieces of Skylab falling down and the return of Halley’s Comet.
May 8th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
BS, My router has eaten 3 babies and it hasn’t grown an inch!
May 9th, 2009 at 1:51 am
The answer is obvious: Promote a new line of WIFI routers that use POSITIVELY-CHARGED radiations to automatically increase your levels of wellness.
Using 2 or more POSITIVELY-CHARGED routers will not only improve your wellness but ALSO build up the Feng Shui in your home, REGARDLESS of where the routers actually are, because they’re WIRELESS! They work ANYWHERE!
Of course, people are smart, so they will be rightfully skeptical of this new AMAZING BREAKTHROUGH. It’s okay, you can tell we’re legit because our routers are ornamented with an authentic LIFE CRYSTAL, which everybody knows is a guaranteed way to BALANCE ENERGY.
Seriously. Let’s build those amazing devices, and sell them at a 50% premium, because they’re INFINITELY BETTER than ordinary routers. They’ve been said to TREAT CANCER from a distance, improve your hair thickness, firm your tits and prevent milk from going sour! (individual results may vary.)
Sure, godless geeks will come and claim those devices are a fraud. But they’re the same geeks trying to GIVE YOU CANCER. Who are you going to trust?
[Note: Try and get Jenni McCarthy to be a spokesperson for this amazing product.]
May 9th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
LOFL. If you only knew how much Radio Frequency Radiation envelopes your body every day. Fools.
jca
June 7th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
@He who speaks semi-truths: Brilliant! All this time, all the danger, and all we have to do is reverse the polarity, that’s genius! You are on the path to a Nobel Prize!
October 20th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
If you believe that you are a f**king idiot… If you believe it, answer this question: Why hasn’t 90% of NY and San Francisco gotten cancer yet?
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November 8th, 2009 at 4:08 am
I got lulz.