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April 22nd, 2009

Omnipotence

If you have a question, don’t ask God, ask Google.

(Nod to Nicholas Utschig for our Facebook conversation about this)

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  1. Tom Anderson
    April 22nd, 2009 at 7:31 am

    Amen.

  2. Chris MacDonald
    April 22nd, 2009 at 8:09 am

    I can see the t-shirts now! “Got questions? Don’t ask God, ask Google.”

  3. Kiirani
    April 22nd, 2009 at 10:22 am

    http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/ :)

  4. Nicholas Utschig
    April 22nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Are there more Googlers than Christians?

    Year of Google: 2000 A.D. or 0 A.G.
    Translation by (A.D. – 2000); no missing year zero around the epoch beginning. Back in ancient history we’ll be off by a year…

    I’ll send a note to http://www.timeanddate.com/

  5. Michel
    April 23rd, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Both Google and God start with the same letter, now that I think of it… :-)

  6. Joseph Hertzlinger
    April 27th, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Now bow down three times in the direction of Silicon Valley and say:

    THERE IS NO GOD BUT TECHNOLOGY AND GOOGLE IS ITS PROPHET!

  7. wellington_grey
    April 27th, 2009 at 4:29 am

    Whoops. The title should have been ‘omniscience’ not ‘omnipotence’. Google is all-knowing not all-powerful… yet.

  8. Malakalam
    April 27th, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Catch this story yet? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8020039.stm
    “Communications firms are being asked to record all internet contacts between people as part of a modernisation in UK police surveillance tactics.”

  9. Railog
    April 29th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    joseph hertzlinger if you dont trust in god dont do jokes about it please.

  10. keith_m043
    May 2nd, 2009 at 6:38 am

    Can you see the day when a gentleman comes up to you and says
    “Do you have a personal relationship with Google” :3

  11. Steve
    May 8th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Railog shut the fuck up for gods sake…

  12. Anonymous
    May 22nd, 2009 at 5:23 am

    haha that’s so perfect…Google is my kind of God

  13. Anonymous
    May 26th, 2009 at 2:07 am

    Google is the new God:
    http://www.google.com/trends?q=google%2C+god

  14. Michael Price
    May 26th, 2009 at 7:09 am

    “Whoops. The title should have been ‘omniscience’ not ‘omnipotence’. Google is all-knowing not all-powerful… yet.”

    They are, you just don’t know about the orbital mind control lasers.

  15. Janestown
    June 22nd, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Google is Skynet is God is all that should be.

  16. Anonymous
    June 24th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Dude, you going to update any time soon? I NEED MY FIX

  17. Cole
    June 26th, 2009 at 4:56 am

    “You can’t upload love
    And you can’t download time
    You can’t google all life’s answers
    But everything is gonna be alright…”

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